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Jelly of the Month
Gatorwald climbed the roof again, arms full of lights and pride,
Determined this would be the year his house glowed far and wide.
Saying, “If this goes how it usually does, we’ll be roasting in the dark.”
With one heroic plug-in, the sky flashed like a holiday flare,
The gutters hummed, the chimney smoked, and static filled the air.
But Gatorwald stood triumphant through the crackle and the glow,
Yelling, “That’s the magic of the season… sometimes it’s just a little wild, you know!”
From his soot-dusted coat he pulled a packet trimmed in cheer,
A brand-new Jelly of the Month, the drop he’s waited for all year.
Strawberry and blackberry swirling sweet as winter nights,
A holiday drink so good it might outshine the faulty lights.
“So when the circuits pop again,” he said, “and everything goes dark,
Just grab this festive flavor mix — it’s the real holiday spark.”
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Gatorwald climbed the roof again, arms full of lights and pride,
Determined this would be the year his house glowed far and wide.
Saying, “If this goes how it usually does, we’ll be roasting in the dark.”
With one heroic plug-in, the sky flashed like a holiday flare,
The gutters hummed, the chimney smoked, and static filled the air.
But Gatorwald stood triumphant through the crackle and the glow,
Yelling, “That’s the magic of the season… sometimes it’s just a little wild, you know!”
From his soot-dusted coat he pulled a packet trimmed in cheer,
A brand-new Jelly of the Month, the drop he’s waited for all year.
Strawberry and blackberry swirling sweet as winter nights,
A holiday drink so good it might outshine the faulty lights.
“So when the circuits pop again,” he said, “and everything goes dark,
Just grab this festive flavor mix — it’s the real holiday spark.”
