Yeah, hi, this is our new loaded tea banana bundle. You just stir the powder into water and, yeah, no, I’m fine. I’m fine. It’s just...it’s banana flavored, and that’s a little...triggering for me.

See, when I was a kid, a group of people in banana costumes came to our house. Full suits. Foam heads. They said they were from my school’s PTA and they pressured my parents into baking banana bread for the fundraiser.

They said, “We really need the Johnsons to step up for the bake sale.” My mom panicked. My dad said we didn’t have any bananas. One of the PTA members threw car keys at my dad and said, “Then you better get some.”

Next thing I know, it’s 2 a.m., my dad’s covered in flour, sobbing, whispering, “It’s not baking evenly.” My mom’s scraping black banana goo out of the oven. I’m upstairs hiding in my room. I can still smell it.

So yeah, this is the Banana Bundle. I recommend buying it if you like things that are banana flavored.

This bundle includes the following flavors:

• Bananas on Bourbon Street (Banana, Pina Colada)
• Banana Foster (Banana, Cotton Candy)
• Fais (Fay-Doh-Doh) Dodo (Orange, Strawberry, Banana)

Why you’ll love it

• ✔ 3 unique banana flavors
• ✔ Individually packed teas = quick, easy, travel-friendly
• ✔ Bigger bundles = bigger savings
• ✔ Great for sharing... or keeping all to yourself